10 Excuses To Use When Caught Napping at Your Desk.

1. ........ in the Lord Jesus' name,Amen.

2. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

3. Damn ! Why did you interrupt me ? I had almost worked out a solution to our biggest problem.

4. I was doing yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress.

5. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.

6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

7. This is just 15 minute powernap,as described in that time management course you sent me.

8. I wasn't sleeping ! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

9. The coffee machine is broken.

10. Whew ! Guess i left the top off the liquid paper ! you got here just in time !